The Electric Gun With Newspaper


A good friend of mine just took her nine year old daughter to the range for the first time. The two guns she shot were a youth model .22 bolt action rifle and, as my friend put it, “the fake polymer AR thingy,” also in .22. Afterward, she asked her daughter which one she’d liked best. Answer: “The electric gun with newspaper.”

Apparently, when you’re nine years old, that’s how you translate “semi-automatic with magazine.”


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